Happy New Year, 2015 is here & it's time to get the show on the road. And by show I mean get my dead arse off of the sofa and get back to exercising. Now friends, I am 45 and although I proclaim to be trapped in a 30 year old woman's body, it is NOT in the condition of an actual 30 year old woman.
But there is the issue of the peri-menopausal woman...we can't freely jump rope, no matter how skilled or cardiovascularly fit we may be! Why, you may ask? Too many hot flashes, you say? Hell no, it's all about incontinence people! While I believe in the benefits of Poise pads (sorry to the 12% of dudes following this page), I do NOT want to HAVE to use them DAILY and for those of you that know my "issues" (ssssshhhh, I know there are many) I cannot hop consecutively, period, because this would be the internal monologue:
Me: (hop) Damn! (dribble)
Me: (hop) Oh shit! (dribble dribble)
Me: (hop, hop) Mother F'r! (runs to the nearest bathroom to change "shield")
And so, I can knock off "spokesperson for Poise pads" off of my list for potential jobs...